I need a new jacket/windbreaker...

Yet sadly I'm outta cash! ARG..!!


Reason why I HATE taking the bus...



















PS: Need people to buy jacket with... (why? cause I'm a total retard at shopping...)

Right!! Instead of CLOSING my blog... (cause i was just sooo sick of the old skin~)

Heres the NEW & RE-Vamped ZANFAR'S BLOG !!!! *roar*

aha!

comments much APPRECIATED!!

ps: new song as well (song of the heart!), so CRANK up your bass and listen to that drumbeat!!

Kz, found these off the net, wont name who, wont name what! (if you wanna know, ask me personally!)





















if you think thats awesome... check the next one!






















(and you wonder why there are gays?)

Crazy stuff. Things have really gotten downhill for meat some times.

Quote. "oh my. break ups and quarrels. everyone around me just seem so sad. especially those yummu yum yum girls. Hmmmm. don mistaken me. I have no desire to get them into my stomach. But the chicks out there are sad. oh well, what to do, thats life. my only hope now is to get a gf, alrighty, perhaps i will try not to be a jerk, and have models for my gf. heh heh. someone normal would do. lookable, likable, good character, i wonder where can i find one."

This post by some1 just kept stuck hard in my memory. Well, well.. I wonder what it means..

Meh.. girls, guys.. What I care, ne way..

ps: sick of it all.

Double PS:

Bring you own toilet paper!

Right!

I've been neglecting my blog, cause... I've been going out alot these weeks past, and that's RARE!

So yea, I've just realised I have been SPLURGING, seriously SPLURGIN'!

This Month - January

Shopping with Yvoone and Sharlicious - $523.80
Eating out with Ethan - Est. $261.20
Going out with "Smiley" - $75.90
Buying a BB Gun - $450.00
Buying WoW - $124.80
My New Nokia N80 (w/o plan) - $798.00
Repairs for my 6680 - $75.30
Altogether - $2309

Thats all I can remember for now..



PS: Fucking Seriously SPLURGING

I've been told that I am a very spirited person, with expressions to fit every mood! Therefore I was thinking, will I be able to survive or convey what I wanna say if I were to go without expressions for 2 days?



PS: I shall be expressionless for 2 days, starting on thurs, lets see shall we?

Salutations! Earthlings! I am Zanfar from the planet "Cheenas" we like to eat alot, in big mouthfuls!

Like this:
















Betcha can't do that now, can YA?! Lower life-forms~

NOW! Grovel before the awesome might of Zanfar and beg for the pityful life that you have.

But I'll just snuff it out of ya, just for the fun of it. HA!







PS: I was bored.

Righhht! So i was watching tv with my mom the other day, when a yodelling song came up! I remembered trying to yodel when i was younger and well, it got me interested in it again..

And when ur're interested in something.. you YOUTUBE!



awesome shit huh? guess her age.................... 11! WTF @ 11 YRS OLD!!! learning it from INSTRUCTION MANUAL and TAPE!

thats true learning... seriously...


ha! so i was brunching with yvoone and shar today, then i was saying, "50% of what i say is crap, and the other 50% is truth that MAY BE crap, but not many people really reads into what i say!" so im liek thinking, shd i crap less?




Food for thought: Crap.

changed song... kinda hope my DAD listens to it...

pressured!




but the song's nice, no?

WWWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm sooooooooooo INFATUATED with some1 currently!!!!!!!!


Cant stop thinking of (THAT PERSON) all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


however! It ain't love or lust or anything like that.. Sadly...


It feels more like... brotherly love (on my part) ... MEH!!! makes me wanna visit an orphanage and adopt (care for) some1.. arg~

Annneee waayy, i wass thinking ive done NOTHING (yes, ABSOULUTELY nothing) during the hols (tho i did hav some pleasant memories from it). So i DO have a resolution (of sorts), i'm gonna get my school ez-link card (yes i'm surprised myself :P)

Then!!!! then... imma start going out more, (less of dad driving me all around singapore) and more independent travel from now on!

So.. i prob have to start finding people to travel home from sch together or something..


OOH... ooh...! i hav a sudden desire to hang out at palawan beach! meh.. shall wait till i work out a bit, lest i burn the eyes of every1 at the beach on that day! haha! xD
















please wash em in public, so i can see them clearly!

Lolage! betcha guys are itching to know how i spent my birthday yea? (12-12) well...... erhem..

SURPRISE!!

I spent the ENTIRE (yes, entire) day at HOME!~!


er hem.. ah well.. It's the BIG 18 i know, but then.. I kinda wanted to spend in safely and cosily at home this time.

I remember in the past I would do nearly everything just to get some1 to wish me a "happy birthday" or remind them constantly..

But this time, i told no1, i asked no1 about it.. for a change~

then again, im totally, TOTALLY touched at every single one of you who poseted me a greetings, from unexpected people, from those i truly cherish, and from those i had a crush on ;)


neh neh! (jap for hey hey!) plz do ask me out if u feel like wouldja~ then again.. better not neh?

alright, im neglecting my blogggg..


why? cause i hate my class, well most of my classsss so i cant be bothered to blog about thattt....!!! no MOTIVATION~!


alright!!!!!!!!!

well, atm, I'M SOOOOO INFATUATED WITH !!

its like the, The, THE, show of the month for me! seriously.

i highly highly recommend this for those that love cartoons/music peeps out there! go catch it before it swims away, (i'm gonna buy the dvd anyway)!

want to attend need-to-meet session

yes, its been FOREVER since i blogged!!

thanks to those out there that has been pestering me to post (can't believe people are actually READING my blog~) heh heh heh..


well! lots of peeps has been asking what kinda CHANGE riiighht!!

hmm.. lets start out...

MY FAMILY JUST JOINED A COUNTRY CLUB!!

warren country club to be exact! :O click here to find out more!

its a pretty neat club, with sooo much access to all SORTS of activities, squash... tennis... badminton ;) .. pool... billiard... dart room.... karaoke... bar... golf.... gym... swimming pool... BOWLING... zzz.. lazy to name all

so yea.. i havge my suspicions that dad got the membership to prevent me from staying out home too late anymore (too late being 4am++) haha!


moving on... me dad already agreed to buy me a car! so yea i got the hots for........!


HONDA INTEGRA, just saw it on the road today, HAWTNESS!!!

like... WHOOOOOOO! yes, its a sports car, so to frens out there that wan lom bang... TOO BAD! 2 seater! .. heh heh! jk jk, its a 5 seater, but only double door... =p



right! then nex phase... me and some close peeps of mine planning a trip OVERSEAS nex yr, so yea... japan, hongkong, australia~ we're still deciding, gonna be fun no?



lastly... to congratulate you for making it thru that much text...



kids.. try not to feed animals that are having the "TIME OF THEIR LIFE"



ps: change of music.. (i remember singing this song with SHAR :D)

change is gonna happen on 17th, Friday!

cant wait..

Right! So.. I'm liek all anxious and nervous about upcoming events..

A big change is coming... I can feel it!

I'll update soon.

Right, some of you may notice, some of you may not, HOWEVER! i did change the music in the backgrnd, its now...

Smashmouth - Why Can't We Be Friends!

Yes yes!! I think this song really speaks out truly right now, WHY CANT WE BE FRENS!! arg, simply wanna go up to every single person i meet on the street and "HIYA! LETS BE FRENS" - (reminds me of barney when i wrote it but...)

well enjoy the song! its another damn fine song.

another thing is.. I found out that alot of people reads my blog but DON'T tag! :(

Well! I'm gonna chopp all ya to lil' lil' pieces! haha nah, i'm just glad if u found this blog enjoyable =)

N... to GROSS you guys out..

click on it, u'll spot the gross part, soon enuff!

Alrite. gonna blog about my past few days story. At the mean time, i'm having a very bad headache. hai.. very bad hang over.

This is Tru story.

Haha.. our very own ah ning got his driving licence, yeah.. so glad for him. To the rest of my bro, jia you ! dun be like kah keng. WAHAHAHHAHA.. opps.

So on thurs we went for stingray dinner, since wan zhen INSISTED on it! I brought her and those living close by to my CHOISE place...


On da way we saw THIS!


A building EXPLODED!!!!!!! Then we no car right?

So we run fast Fast, run to the place i intro them 1! at jurong west there..

Then see Ethan STARING AT WHAT!!!

This!!


Soon Wei's face, think food too much.. LOL


2/3 fried rice gone liao!


The INSTIGATOR! Wan Zhen attking the stingray!!


Poor stingray...


Delicious SAMBAL SOTONG~!~!



AND....................... sambal PrAWNS!!! wa hoo!



MmmmMmmmmMmmmm!!! Well! We were thinking to make this a kinda ritual.. Every thurs go out eat eat!! go ALL OVER singapore!! Hmm...?

Nice eh? PM me if interested in going this place, or PM me if interested in ritual! LOL

Hmmm...... Let's start with this!

(A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.")


Wooo HOOO!!! My dream come TRUE!! (LAWLAGE)

In any case, I'll be blogging again tonight, uploading the photos (yes i owe alot of you out there please forgive me!) that we took yesterday's dinner!


Hahaz! THinking back, only recently did I really get a taste of eating out with friends, chatting nonsensical stuff, and soaking in that kinda atmosphere! ha! Mayb because I was deprived in the past that makes me all the more treasure the now that I have? NICE! wellz... we'll be planning for a monthly/fortnightly where we go round singapore for FOOD TRIPS! Ranging between $10 - $50/head..


WOo hoO! This will die down in time of course, contact me if interested! LAWL~

Right, well, for your daily laughter and well being here's something to cheer you uP!

However, I shall deviate from my usual pics and vids, let's do jokes this time!

(A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.")

I got this joke HERE!

LAWL! I'll make sure I don't go to no pharmacist!