Friday, November 03, 2006

Hmmm...... Let's start with this!

(A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.")


Wooo HOOO!!! My dream come TRUE!! (LAWLAGE)

In any case, I'll be blogging again tonight, uploading the photos (yes i owe alot of you out there please forgive me!) that we took yesterday's dinner!


Hahaz! THinking back, only recently did I really get a taste of eating out with friends, chatting nonsensical stuff, and soaking in that kinda atmosphere! ha! Mayb because I was deprived in the past that makes me all the more treasure the now that I have? NICE! wellz... we'll be planning for a monthly/fortnightly where we go round singapore for FOOD TRIPS! Ranging between $10 - $50/head..


WOo hoO! This will die down in time of course, contact me if interested! LAWL~

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