Watch this guy draw with stick figures.... thousands of them!

Prepare to be Amazed!

Well.. maybe not amazed.. but Interested anyway~

click on the link below to find out:
Timelapse

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud. Engineers: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. Engineers: That's what friction locks are for.

Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. Engineers: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield. Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing. Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny. Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums. Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit. Engineers: Cat installed.

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. Engineers: Took hammer away from midget

As always this comes from here!

Neat! I can't believe that you actually came back to this blog to read something when I probably WOULD NOT update anyway~

In any case, here's a present for you diligent folks!

A Joke.

Essays

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are won't to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

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I had a friend.
Our friendship didn't last long.
I expected more.
It was like a Karvy flower flourishing its beauty before wilting away.
It was beautiful.
But it's wilted now.
















I wonder if I'll ever see one flourish again...

I'm not sure if you guys noticed my new MSN nick (I ain't into that kinda stuff~)

Anyways, reason fer it is below, Enjoy~



Personally, I think the music is... AWESOME!

The video is both quirky yet sensational~ haha, I believe the video was done using Nokias N93i! and the winning entry of the video = malaysia! Kewl Huh?

Have you ever heard of the term "Hedgehog's Dilemma"?

Those of you that watched Neon Genesis Evangelion would probably know what I mean.

For those who don't however;

Picture a hedgehog or porcupine.

(k i know, its cute! ha!)

Basically, the idea is that when the hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, will hurt each other if they get too close.

Hedgehog's Dilemma states that the closer two individuals come to each other, the more likely they are to hurt one another; however if they remain apart, they will each feel the pain of loneliness.


Hmm... Recently I've been suffering the very same dilemma.

Socializing ain't a strong attribute of mine, and the closer friends get to me, the more they suffer due to my erm... hmm... "tenacious" personality!

Ha! So I'm deciding to~ well abstain myself for awhile. Time to MIA once again!! ha...






Fact: Hedgehogs do not actually hurt each other when they get close, human beings tend to keep themselves more "on guard" in relationships and are more likely to sting one another in the way that a relaxed hedgehog would if spooked. When living in groups, hedgehogs often sleep close to each other.

I can’t stand stupid people!

No. Wait. I should use a tougher and better defined word.

I can’t stand INANE people!! (No, it’s not a spelling error, check your dictionary.)

I guess I should further explain my definition of inane.

1^st, I’m not stating that I am smart nor am I saying others are stupid. My inane is reserved for only a special group of people. The elite of the dumb I would say; sure intelligence has a part to play in it but for the most part it’s the personality.

These people are not only DUMB, but they are hard-up on whatever point they think others did wrong. Not only that, when people try to explain to them about what their queries was first about; they tend to write it off as EXCUSES, therefore bring it upon themselves to not only interrupt (rudely) but appear angry and frustrated about the “Excuses” their listening to.

Oddly, when it seems most prudent to stay calm and hear them gabble away while snickering inwardly at their pathetic attempt at showmanship, I tend to lose my patience and get seriously annoyed. Why? I guess it’s just a weakness of mine.

Some pointers that I think people should take note, if you’re in RP.

First: Ask a question, but be ready to LISTEN for the answer.

Second: Ask a valid question, never be god-damned OBSTINATE about what you think is right.

Third: It’s laughable when the point that you’re fighting so HARD to bring through is WRONG. So never stick wholeheartedly to an “answer”; be Flexible.

Fourth: Never ever interrupt a person explaining your doubts.

Fifth: If you do interrupt, be sure that your point is definite and absolute; to not seem well, inane.

Yawn…

Masks.. I'm sure every1 has them... Every1 wears them.

Some probably has lesser of a collection than most.

Every1 treats people around them differently according to different criteria they live by, or different situations, no?

Me, I keep masks more than most.. Me, I disappoint others more than most.. Me, I fear I lose myself to myself.

After all, isn't the greatest lies told when you start believing in them?

Therefore, the fear of a Master of Disguise is to lose himself to his disguise.

I'm not sure I truly understand what I'm trying to convey here... Maybe you readers will get it more than I do.

Read more about what I did tonight at www.zanfart.blogspot.com NOW! :D

I figured, most people when feeling lonely and sad will normally seek company from others. Thinking back, the feeling of sorrow and loneliness is not unknown to me however; I seldom seek company from others, in fact, I normally close myself off totally instead.

I can never picture myself confiding in another person.

One: The other person probably would never care anyway.
Two: The act of opening myself to another person about my personal stuff is ALIEN to me.


Occasionally I do indulge myself in the fantasy that I can sit beside a specific other, leaning onto that person and take in everything in that magical moment.. Then again, that's a fantasy!

Other times, when fates allow; I chance upon people that actually deem me worthy enough to share a part of their lives with, to that I am grateful and revel in their trust, however sometimes all I just want to do is throw myself at them on their darkest hour, hug them and comfort them. Yet, I can't bring myself to do that, in respect to not invading in their private space.

I still struggle, wondering if that's so wrong, or if I'm doing the right thing.


Struggle.

kae! 2nd blog is OUT!!!!!

go to: zanfart.blogspot.com

i'm sure you caught the wit in that URL.. but for those that didnt...

zanfar ---> zanFART

FART!!! gah~ k, lame i know, still fun nontheless :D


so for people that are interested in funny weird stuffs --> zanfart.blogspot.com

for people interested inthoughts from sappy ole' me --> zanfar.blogspot.com


lets start anew.. gah!!

About my blog..

It seems the people that read this blog can be classified into 2 groups.



1: Those that read for the fun stuff, classic, gross, soulfull and funny gags.

2: Those that wanna read up more about me.




So! I decided to open a 2nd blog, 1 for the well... 1! and this will be for ... 2!



Ta mou shi na~

So, yea school days are drawing near again and my school contacts has also started to come back to life again~

but then.... I'm still living in denial that the holidays are ending!

gimme some time to mourn :(

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k enuff mourning~ BTW i took up consumer psychology instead of the "packaged" deal cause it thought its interesting to know/research on what my target customers.. blah blah blah...

u get the idea.

PS: don't ask just watch.. NC16 btw!

HOLY SHIT!!!


ps: I know I haven't been updating up much about myself ~ that'll happen when I get over the hols~ aha!

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PS: LoL~

Right... So I thought I'd blog about something Kiddish for a change. (or as always...)

NARUTO IS BAAAACCKK!!! Shi-puuden~

It's liek.. totally AWESOME?

So worth the long wait of fillers (sif!)

Anywaay, imma post something interesting next, look out for it ;)


Food for thought: Crap.

Food for thought: LOL!!!

I'm fooling with the new and thrashing with the old!

This my new customised layout... Tho there's still some crazy going-ons with my stereo section.. I'll have that work out soon enuff!!

Ah yes! I have a new email add going on, (since most of you know that my jimmy_ajj has exactly 627 mails UNREAD atm...) so do plz add a-zanfar@hotmail.com to your msn! thanks thanks~

Ah.. And I'm starting a friendster (-.-), cause some1 requested... not that any1 will add me anyway (prediction..) AHA!

PS: plx add me xD :P

ArrRrhhhh!!!

Well, I'm not sure how many people out there has been waiting for this post... UGLY BETTY is OUT!!!!!

Yes yes.. I'm talking about the raging new series that's taking over the lappies of my friends - "Ugly Betty"!!

Episode 14 is OUT!!! N yes, I got it -.-"

I'll be expecting requests on M-O-N-D-A-Y.



PS: While good-mood lasts!

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

I need a new jacket/windbreaker...

Yet sadly I'm outta cash! ARG..!!


Reason why I HATE taking the bus...



















PS: Need people to buy jacket with... (why? cause I'm a total retard at shopping...)

Right!! Instead of CLOSING my blog... (cause i was just sooo sick of the old skin~)

Heres the NEW & RE-Vamped ZANFAR'S BLOG !!!! *roar*

aha!

comments much APPRECIATED!!

ps: new song as well (song of the heart!), so CRANK up your bass and listen to that drumbeat!!

Kz, found these off the net, wont name who, wont name what! (if you wanna know, ask me personally!)





















if you think thats awesome... check the next one!






















(and you wonder why there are gays?)

Crazy stuff. Things have really gotten downhill for meat some times.

Quote. "oh my. break ups and quarrels. everyone around me just seem so sad. especially those yummu yum yum girls. Hmmmm. don mistaken me. I have no desire to get them into my stomach. But the chicks out there are sad. oh well, what to do, thats life. my only hope now is to get a gf, alrighty, perhaps i will try not to be a jerk, and have models for my gf. heh heh. someone normal would do. lookable, likable, good character, i wonder where can i find one."

This post by some1 just kept stuck hard in my memory. Well, well.. I wonder what it means..

Meh.. girls, guys.. What I care, ne way..

ps: sick of it all.

Double PS:

Bring you own toilet paper!

Right!

I've been neglecting my blog, cause... I've been going out alot these weeks past, and that's RARE!

So yea, I've just realised I have been SPLURGING, seriously SPLURGIN'!

This Month - January

Shopping with Yvoone and Sharlicious - $523.80
Eating out with Ethan - Est. $261.20
Going out with "Smiley" - $75.90
Buying a BB Gun - $450.00
Buying WoW - $124.80
My New Nokia N80 (w/o plan) - $798.00
Repairs for my 6680 - $75.30
Altogether - $2309

Thats all I can remember for now..



PS: Fucking Seriously SPLURGING

I've been told that I am a very spirited person, with expressions to fit every mood! Therefore I was thinking, will I be able to survive or convey what I wanna say if I were to go without expressions for 2 days?



PS: I shall be expressionless for 2 days, starting on thurs, lets see shall we?

Salutations! Earthlings! I am Zanfar from the planet "Cheenas" we like to eat alot, in big mouthfuls!

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Betcha can't do that now, can YA?! Lower life-forms~

NOW! Grovel before the awesome might of Zanfar and beg for the pityful life that you have.

But I'll just snuff it out of ya, just for the fun of it. HA!







PS: I was bored.

Righhht! So i was watching tv with my mom the other day, when a yodelling song came up! I remembered trying to yodel when i was younger and well, it got me interested in it again..

And when ur're interested in something.. you YOUTUBE!



awesome shit huh? guess her age.................... 11! WTF @ 11 YRS OLD!!! learning it from INSTRUCTION MANUAL and TAPE!

thats true learning... seriously...


ha! so i was brunching with yvoone and shar today, then i was saying, "50% of what i say is crap, and the other 50% is truth that MAY BE crap, but not many people really reads into what i say!" so im liek thinking, shd i crap less?




Food for thought: Crap.

changed song... kinda hope my DAD listens to it...

pressured!




but the song's nice, no?

WWWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm sooooooooooo INFATUATED with some1 currently!!!!!!!!


Cant stop thinking of (THAT PERSON) all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


however! It ain't love or lust or anything like that.. Sadly...


It feels more like... brotherly love (on my part) ... MEH!!! makes me wanna visit an orphanage and adopt (care for) some1.. arg~

Annneee waayy, i wass thinking ive done NOTHING (yes, ABSOULUTELY nothing) during the hols (tho i did hav some pleasant memories from it). So i DO have a resolution (of sorts), i'm gonna get my school ez-link card (yes i'm surprised myself :P)

Then!!!! then... imma start going out more, (less of dad driving me all around singapore) and more independent travel from now on!

So.. i prob have to start finding people to travel home from sch together or something..


OOH... ooh...! i hav a sudden desire to hang out at palawan beach! meh.. shall wait till i work out a bit, lest i burn the eyes of every1 at the beach on that day! haha! xD
















please wash em in public, so i can see them clearly!